Cobalt is an imbecile, but at least he's fun. You can tell him anything and he'll believe it. He'll give you anything if you ask. Pretend to like him for just a moment and he'll do anything you want.
Don't you think that's so funny?
[As she speaks, she starts to grow, and her whole bottom half turns into an enormous fucking spider]
[Her sharp, pointed legs skitter out from under her and she lands heavily on rock-hard, frozen pillows. The ice spreads up her body, freezing her solid, as she shrieks with rage as she struggles, body going stiff with ice.]
[Before it has a chance to do too much damage, she suddenly liquifies, turning into a pile of sludgy, oily black ichor. She splashes onto pillows in the form of a slightly-crystalized pile of goo and seeps into the pillows. You can still hear her muttering swears at you the whole time. She's not dead, but retreating, and very salty about it.]
[She shrieks as magic mmmblizzara explodes all over the room, sending the temperature plunging and ice crackling across the floor, up the walls, and even across the ceiling. The whole room turns into one frigid, crispy ice box, with little flecks of ice sprinkling down like snow.]
[You hear one last, receding hiss from the disembodied voice, and then it's quiet.]
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Re: Dolus
Oh, don't be like that. You know I love you. ♥
[she makes to put her hands over your shoulders, light and breezy]
Kiss me?
Re: Dolus
I'm already spoken for.
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[WOW you rude man. She frowns but then it turns back into a pout as she gets back to her feet]
I spoke for you. Don't you know I'm the one who loves you most?
[she smooths out her clothes, (metaphorically) unruffled.]
Did you at least bring me something?
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[And he laughs]
All of these lights - they're all painful things that Cobalt wants to keep buried, aren't they? The death of his parents. The horrors of Tokyo-F.
So then why are you here? What do you represent?
It couldn't be related to all the apprehension he has about relationships. How he thinks that he is someone incapable of finding---
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Who are you?
And if you're not going to answer, get out of my way.
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[she laughs, light but sharp]
Cobalt is an imbecile, but at least he's fun. You can tell him anything and he'll believe it. He'll give you anything if you ask. Pretend to like him for just a moment and he'll do anything you want.
Don't you think that's so funny?
[As she speaks, she starts to grow, and her whole bottom half turns into an enormous fucking spider]
Re: Dolus
Of. course.]
Yeah. Funny. That's it.
But I can show you a good time. I can show you fun.
[And he brandishes a Blue Eyes from his deck]
Play with me instead.
Re: Dolus
Why don't you give me something good!
[She lunges, sickle legs hooking forward, attempting to pounce on you like a spider subduing a fly in its web]
Re: Dolus
Hey, friend.
How is your cold tolerance? Intensity loves it when it's frigid.]
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[Her sharp, pointed legs skitter out from under her and she lands heavily on rock-hard, frozen pillows. The ice spreads up her body, freezing her solid, as she shrieks with rage as she struggles, body going stiff with ice.]
[Before it has a chance to do too much damage, she suddenly liquifies, turning into a pile of sludgy, oily black ichor. She splashes onto pillows in the form of a slightly-crystalized pile of goo and seeps into the pillows. You can still hear her muttering swears at you the whole time. She's not dead, but retreating, and very salty about it.]
Re: Dolus
Wait.
SHE DID WHAT NOW?!
Cobalt!!!]
Re: Dolus
You don't have to pretend like you care about him. I wouldn't insult you with the implication that anyone could.
I know you're in on it, so no need to keep up the act.
1/2
Because pretending to care is something that I'm just. so. good. at.
Re: Dolus
I can even help you with that.
Re: Dolus
Why wouldn't I want to be here? Life is so comfortable, and so easy. I can get everything I want just by asking.
He'd do anything for me, you know. ♥ He loves me! Hilarious!
Re: Dolus
[Guess we are casting
magic missileblizzara into the darkness.]Re: Dolus
[You hear one last, receding hiss from the disembodied voice, and then it's quiet.]
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[As he holds a card aloft between two fingers, reading to throw it at the slightest sign of motion]
Show yourself!
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[You almost don't hear it, it's so quiet. But there's a crinkling sound, like ice cracking, in some of the curtains behind you.]