Oh... None of those gifts have been out of guilt, though. They were because I wanted to make your life a little nicer for five minutes, if possible.

Anyway, you say you didn't take my preference into account, and yet you asked before coming over, and you talked to me like a person instead of leaping straight up my butt with assumptions, blame, and demands for apologies, unlike every other person I've talked to in the last 24 hours. So.